It is Friday evening and Rebecca Lobo has just woken up from her second nap of the day. She eats a bag of Fritos and hates herself for this. She eats another bag of Fritos while she is thinking about Professor Alvin, and she hates herself so much. She isn't even sure why there are so many bags of Fritos in her kitchen. She thinks her roommate bought them. Her roommate is this fat Samoan girl who seems to get laid a lot and Rebecca Lobo is always wondering how.